Welcome to the Official World Wide Web Site of DevSeedly Worldwide Inc.!
Thank you for visiting us on the Information Superhighway. DevSeedly Worldwide Inc. is a vertically-integrated, ownership-centric, end-to-end e-solutions conglomerate formed by the entirely fictional merger of two entirely real ideas:
The white-label CRM for agencies and operators. Buy it once, get the full source code, give every seat on your team a login, and keep it for good.
On-demand classes on AI coding, content, and client work from Aaron Rountree, plus working software you can run as your own.
What’s New!
- NEW!DevSeedly Worldwide Inc. is now on the World Wide Web. You are looking at it. Please tell a friend (by fax).
- NEW!Our e-Learning Division’s AI Coding 101 has a free first module. No credit card, no catch, no CD-ROM required. Details »
- NEW!The Company Photo Album is now online, featuring the Co-Chairmen’s official glamour portraits. Viewer discretion advised. Details »
- NEW!DevLaunch All Access™ Platinum Edition now ships in a genuine 1998-style retail box. (The box is a picture. The access is real.) Details »
- NEW!The GoSeedly™ CRM Migration Kit moves your records out of rented software and into a Seedly installation you own. Details »
- NEW!Office Assistants Sprout (Seedly) and DEV (DevLaunch) have been deployed to all workstations, mid-handshake. They are in the corner. They are fine.
A Letter from the Office of the Co-Chairmen
MOUSE OVER ME!TAP ME!GLAMOUR MODE!
MOUSE OVER ME!TAP ME!GLAMOUR MODE!
Dear Valued Stakeholder,
Somewhere along the Information Superhighway, the software industry made a bold decision: you would never own anything again. Every month, a new invoice. Every update, a new surprise. Every new hire, a new seat to pay for.
We respectfully disagreed.
Andrew Lee Jenkins, our Chairman of Ownership, ran his home-service marketing agency on rented CRM software until he was tired of paying every month to be someone else’s QA department. So he built the CRM he actually wanted, ran his own agency on it, and now sells the whole thing, source code included, for one price, once.
Aaron Rountree, our Chairman of e-Learning, builds software and runs his own business with the same tools he teaches. He records the real work (client portals, content systems, AI employees) so you can watch the build, build alongside, and make it your own.
Together, we hold one belief, and we hold it synergistically: you should own the software your business runs on, and you are more capable of building it than anyone has told you.
Thank you for your continued interest in DevSeedly Worldwide Inc. Please sign our Guestbook.
Sincerely,
Co-Chairman & Chief e-Learning Officer
Co-Chairman & Chief Ownership Officer
The titles are fictional. The people are real, and so is their software. There are no shareholders. There is no Office of the Co-Chairmen. There is barely an office.
Products & Solutions
Every DevSeedly product ships with the one feature Brand X Rentalware™ can’t offer at any price: it’s yours. (Nothing actually ships. Please do not wait by the mailbox.)
Flagship Product · Seedly CRM Division
Seedly CRM™ 2000 Owner’s Edition
The white-label CRM for agencies and operators. Buy it. Deploy it. Own it. Put it on crm.youragency.com and nobody ever has to know about the 1990s.
- One payment of $1,499 unlocks the full source code
- Unlimited users and seats, all included
- 25+ modules: pipelines, inbox, calling, campaigns, booking, invoicing, reputation, and more
- 80 workflow automation nodes
- Runs on your own infrastructure (you pay your host, not a landlord)
Flagship Product · e-Learning Division
DevLaunch All Access™ Platinum Edition
Ship what you keep putting off. Everything DevLaunch releases, for one year. It’s the only annual thing in the building. The Chairman of Ownership has been briefed and has agreed not to bring it up at the holiday party.
- Every new class, course, kit, and product DevLaunch ships during your 365 days
- All 8 software codebases: Build, AI Employees, HyperTask, VideoFlow, VideoFlow Rooms, SendCanvas, GoSeedly, Murmur
- 34 classes and courses in the current library
- 153 GoSeedly CRM kits, industry-specific builds for your own Seedly installation ★ merger synergy
- GoSeedly add-ons: Content Engine, Mobile App Pack, Real Estate Module, Event Tickets
- Six private coaching and mentorship calls with Aaron
$10,000 for the year in four monthly payments of $2,500, or $8,500 paid upfront. Pricing as listed on devlaunchlearn.com in September 2026.
The Codebase Collection
Working apps from our e-Learning Division, sold as codebases you run and customize yourself. Prices as listed on devlaunchlearn.com in September 2026. Check there for the current figures, since the real site is the source of truth and this one is a joke.
| Product | What It Does | Price |
|---|---|---|
| Build | AI app builder. Websites, portals, and internal tools in a visual workspace you own. | $597 |
| AI Employees | Specialist AI employees across sales, creative, and operations. They do not take lunch. | from $999 |
| HyperTask | Projects, tasks, and client work in a platform you control. | $297 |
| VideoFlow | Record, edit, transcribe, and share video on your own branded platform. | $397 |
| VideoFlow Rooms | Branded calls, workshops, and webinars on your own infrastructure. | $299 |
| SendCanvas | Email campaigns, forms, and automations with your own providers. | $297 |
| GoSeedly | CRM migration kit. Export, review, and move supported CRM records into your Seedly installation.★ The product that made the merger inevitable. | $397 |
| Murmur | Desktop dictation that turns your voice into text with local models. | $49 |
| FlowForms | Open-source forms with conditional logic, uploads, and a database you own. | Free |
Feature Comparison Chart
| Feature | DevSeedly | Brand X Rentalware™ |
|---|---|---|
| Monthly fee | $0.00, forever | Every month, forever |
| Source code | Included. It’s yours. | “What’s source code?” |
| Extra seats | Unlimited | Please call Sales |
| Update breaks your forms | You update when you decide | “We’re aware of the issue” |
| Your logo, your domain | White-label | Their logo, their domain |
| Learn to change it yourself | e-Learning Division | Submit a feature request |
| Y2K compliant | Yes | Pending review |
Brand X Rentalware™ is fictional, just like DevSeedly Worldwide Inc. Any resemblance to your current software bill is between you and your accountant.
▲ Back to Tope-Learning Division
Computer-Based Training for the New Millennium™
Formerly known as, and still actually called, DevLaunch. On-demand classes in AI coding, content workflows, and the business of building. Pick your starting point. That idea of yours? Let’s build it.
Our Proprietary Three-Step Methodology™
- Watch the buildSee how Aaron approaches a project, chooses his tools, and works through the decisions.
- Build alongsidePause when you need to. Many classes include prompt packs, templates, or starter code.
- Make it your ownChange the design, add a feature, or point the workflow at your own business.
Merger Integration Curriculum
Real classes that connect the two divisions. Corporate synergy, except it actually happened:
- The GoSeedly Setup Challenge: set up and brand your Seedly workspace, connect your communications, and build a setup process you can repeat for a client.
- HighLevel → Seedly Live Migration Lab: watch a real migration, from data cleanup through import review and workflow strategy.
- CRM Transfers & Customization: decide what to move, map, rebuild, or leave behind.
ALL ACCESS PLATINUM™
Every class, every codebase, and six private calls with Aaron, for a year. It now comes in a box. Well, a picture of a box.
See it in Products & Solutions ►Investor Relations
DVSD is not traded on any exchange, because it does not exist. Our fiscal performance is therefore flawless. Please direct all investor inquiries to your own software bill.
Press Room
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DevSeedly Worldwide Inc. Launches Official Web Site, Confirms It Does Not Exist
The Information Superhighway (DevSeedly Wire) — The fictional conglomerate unveiled its home page today, complete with a spinning globe, a guestbook, and two Office Assistants nobody requested, locked in a permanent handshake.
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DevSeedly Reports Zero Y2K Failures; Credits Customers Owning Their Own Code
Exit 1499 Office Park — “Hard to get locked out when you have the keys,” said a spokesperson who is also fictional.
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Board Votes Unanimously to Abolish the Per-Seat Fee; Seats Celebrate
Conference Room B — Several hundred seats were reportedly seen dancing in the parking lot. Seats cannot dance. This is a press release.
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DevSeedly Hires First AI Employee; Employee Declines Salary, Requests Clearer Prompts
Human Resources — The new hire was onboarded in four minutes and has not stopped working since. HR has been asked to “just let it cook.”
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Two Builders Tired of Renting Software Found Conglomerate in Imaginary Office Park
Nowhere, USA — Founding documents consist of a napkin reading “buy it once” and a sticky note reading “build it yourself, with AI.”
Company Photo Album
Please note: this page contains eight (8) photographs. Allow up to four minutes on a 28.8k modem. Click any photo to enlarge.
Careers at DevSeedly
Join the DevSeedly Family! We offer competitive salaries (fictional), a casual-Friday dress code (fictional), and a real chance to stop paying rent on your own software (real).
| Position | Location | Requirements |
|---|---|---|
| AI Employee, Sales | Your own servers | Must work nights and weekends. Will not complain. |
| SVP of Not Renting Things | Everywhere | 10+ years of cancelling subscriptions. |
| Office Assistant | Bottom-right corner | Reports to Sprout & DEV. Must be comfortable with very long handshakes. |
| Webmaster | Remote (dial-up OK) | HTML 4.01, a working knowledge of <marquee>, and the patience to prompt an AI. |
DevSeedly Worldwide Inc. is an equal opportunity employer of humans and AI employees alike. All positions are fictional. Applications will be lovingly ignored.
▲ Back to TopSign Our Guestbook!
- Gary T.Cancelled four subscriptions before I finished the Products page. My accountant is crying. Happy tears, I think.
- xX_AgencyOwner_XxCOOL SITE!!!! love the globe. pls visit my page it has a MIDI of the Titanic song
- Deb in Customer SuccessPlease stop linking to this page.
- Sprout & DEVIt looks like you’re reading the guestbook. Would you like help? (We are still shaking hands. We cannot let go. Please send help.)
Sample entries are fictional. Yours will be real, at least to you.
▲ Back to TopLegal & Reality Disclosures
IS ANY OF THIS REAL?!
- Is DevSeedly Worldwide Inc. a real company?
No. It is a fictional corporation with a fictional ticker, a fictional history, a fictional office park, and a very fictional Office Assistant. There was no merger. Nobody filed anything with anybody. This site is a parody made for fun.
- Then what’s real?
The greatness. Specifically:
Seedly CRM, the white-label CRM for agencies and operators. Buy once, source code included, unlimited seats, yours to keep. Built by Andrew Lee Jenkins, who runs his own agency on it.
seedlycrm.com ►DevLaunch, on-demand classes on AI coding, content, and client work from Aaron Rountree, plus working software you can run as your own.
devlaunchlearn.com ►- Are the prices and products real?
Product names, class names, and prices come from each company’s own site as of September 2026. Check the real sites before you buy. They are the source of truth, and they don’t have a spinning globe.
- Why does it look like this?
Because in 1999, every company on Earth planned to own the Internet. We think it’s finally your turn to own your piece of it.